#1 Stacey, the Lightly Distressed Damsel

| November 1, 2010 | 12 Comments

Stacey was an ordinary damsel until she was kidnapped and experimented upon by an evil wizard surgeon. Cut-up, soaked in a magical solution of iodine, and stored in jars on a shelf in the wizard’s study, Stacey slowly became little more than a fine paste. Despite her handicap, Stacey has a rich and fulfilling internal life, spending her days in deep contemplation of the greatest questions of human life (and finding answers to quite a few). In fact, she enjoys herself so much that she has refused rescue by no fewer than 15 knights throughout her centuries of jar-bound existence, even though a simple kiss would restore her to her former beauty.

By the way – Hi, I’m Jason. I was stupidly busy last week, so I didn’t get a chance to do an intro.

Category: Fantasy, Horror, Humor

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  1. Ed Spradley says:

    Wow. Now THAT’s original. Love it.

  2. I so want this character to get her revenge. Great stuff.

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