#4 Spring Chicken

| November 4, 2011 | 7 Comments

Kenneth Fowler never had an easy life, always on the brink of a mental collapse from his high stress job as chicken farmer. The one thing he always prided himself on however was his youthful appearance and vibrant energy. So when at the doctor’s office for his decennial checkup he was told he was no longer a spring chicken and should slow down, Kenneth snapped. He barricaded himself in his house for weeks eating nothing but chicken while fashioning himself a chicken suit made out of chickens. One way or another he would be called a spring chicken once more. So far he’s just been referred to as “Crazy Kenny” and thus his hopping continues.

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Category: 2011, Horror, Humor, WTF

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  1. johnomatopoeia says:

    LO Freaking L! when the page loaded I saw the top half of this image and giggled, then I scrolled down and saw the modified moon boots, and I literally laughed out loud! This is great! I loved Lady Limber-Tea, but Spring Chicken is out of this world! Great Work

  2. Kenn MInter says:

    This is awesome! I love it!


  3. This is flip’n cool! lOVE IT

  4. Leroy says:

    I think this is my favorite so far.
    Bought a smile to my face.

  5. ElZee3 says:

    This made my day. Brilliant work!

  6. Eadge says:

    Another great and funny design.

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