#8Attenborough, the *80’s gorilla bouncer

| November 9, 2011 | 0 Comments

No Trainers!

Along with Dr Shamalan, Attenborough, head of security at CERN was fused with primate DNA (in this case a gorilla) and sent back to the 80’s.

Attenborough claims his glory years where in the 80’s and thus feels like he’s returned home. Adopting the mullet and a style befitting Miami Vice characters, Attenborough now works as a bounce at a night club.

He enjoys sandwhiches and partying. Oh how he loves the partying.

When not enjoying parties and cocaine Attenborough can be standoffish and beligerent.

Also the name is a coincidence.

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Category: 2011, Humor, Scifi

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