#11 Pharoah Poop-Ankhamun
Shawn was always scared to use a public restroom. He was so afraid of germs that he would wrap his entire arm in toilet paper to flush when he was in the stall. He called this method “The Mummy”. One day a rest stop off of I-95 he was in the middle of the “Mummy” maneuver when the toilet exploded, mummifying his body with a combination of toilet paper and rest stop sludge.
Arrgh talk about a curse!