#15 Santa-Kong

| November 15, 2011 | 0 Comments

Santa Claus. For years Christmas has grown in power and influence. At this point in time Halloween and Christmas sections go up in department stores at the same time. The ever growing consumer importance of Christmas has slowly but definitely driven Santa completely mad. Now as Santa-Kong he stands on roof tops and if anyone tries to remove him he threatens to lob heavy presents at them. He has become particularly fond of “wrapping” presents inside of barrels. He also likes standing near the top of industrial construction sites lobbing presents at unsuspecting passers by. Plumbers for whatever reason send him into an absolute rage…

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Category: 2011, Fantasy, Humor, WTF

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Jesse Kiefer at your service. I am a full time elementary art teacher in Nebraska. I teach grades K-5 for 2 schools. In my free time I'm a martial arts instructor, and I try to update a webcomic at http://www.tankmonkeycomic.com. You can find me on twitter @jessekiefer and on Faceboook http://www.facebook.com/vorpalarrow

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