#18: Justin Laure

| November 18, 2011 | 0 Comments

Name: UNKNOWN

Known aliases: MARID, BARBARY, CHESLEY (possible  true name? FLAGGED), JUSTIN LAURE (possible true name? NO CONFIRMED AND DEFLAGGED)

Age: UNKNOWN. ESTIMATE: 15

Hometown: PYRITE TOWN (CITATION NEEDED)

Home Region: ORRE (CITATION NEEDED)

Current team: FULL ROSTER UNKNOWN. CONFIRMED TEAM MARKED WITH +

      Crobat+

      Paras+

      Kabutops+

      Sableye

      Ampharos+

      Mr. Mime

Known current affliations: NONE

Possible current affiliations: VERA HULIS* (CONFIRMATION NEEDED FLAGGED); REVIVE OUR ISLAND

Known previous affiliations: NONE

Possible previous affliations: TEAM CIPHER (UNABLE TO CONFIRM DEFLAGGED)

Known conflicts: TEAM CIPHER, TEAM ROCKET, STEVEN STONE, TEAM GALACTIC, KIDD SUMMERS, SYLPH CORPORATION, DEVON CORPORATION, CINNABAR ISLAND LABORATORY, INTERNATIONAL POKEMON LEAGUE INCORPORTATED (note: kid really gets around note: unnecessary commentary FLAGGED FOR DELETION)

Observational notes:

The thief known as MARID by Interpol Agent 8888888 , currently stationed in ORRE, has been sighted in KANTO recently. Previously known for stealing confirmed SHADOW POKEMON and restoring them to proper health before selling them illegally on the black market. Also known for halting the revival of TEAM CIPHER as an international terrorist organization. Past is currently unknown, but is likely to have been born or abandoned in PYRITE TOWN as an infant due to confirmed, frequent visits to the town (note: this might just be because it is a BLACK MARKET HUB; more research needed). After TEAM CIPHER’S second destruction MARID disappeared from ORRE (confirmed by inside sources). Last reported sighting in ORRE was at GATEON PORT. Next confirmed appearance to be in SLATEPORT CITY, HOENN. Confirmed regions: HOENN, SINNOH, KANTO, ORRE.

Currently known to be in Kanto. Last reported sighting in Kanto: KNOT ISLAND. Reported seen stealing recovering Ruby and Sapphire plates from TEAM ROCKET. Unknown purpose, not commissioned by CELIO SYKES (confirmed).

Motivations for thievery is unknown. It is confirmed as a source of revenue, but there are been an equal number of confirmed occurrences when he has stolen items without any transactions before or after. Unable to associate a single type of stolen property to him; seems to steal anything that isn’t nailed down (note: has stolen a few things which were nailed down). Also unable to confirm employers based on stolen item recovery (none TWO: RUBY AND SAPPHIRE PLATES) or suspected stolen item ownership. Suspected new owners vary from PERSONS WITH CONFIRMED AFFILIATIONS TO LOCAL, REGIONAL, OR INTERNATIONAL BLACK MARKETS to POKEMON LEAGUE OFFICIALS to NOVICE TRAINERS.

Additional notes: warrants further investigation. HELLO INTERPOL!!! IT’S SO NICE TO HEAR FROM YOU AGAIN. JUST SO YOU KNOW, JUSTIN LAURE IS *NOT* MY NAME. ALSO, CELIO DIDN’T HIRE ME. I NEEDED HIS MACHINE UP AND RUNNING AND THERE WAS AN OPPORTUNITY TO PISS OFF TEAM ROCKET. YOU KNOW HOW IT IS. TTYL <3 <3 <3

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Category: 2011, Fantasy, Humor, Manga, Scifi, WTF

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