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day nine

| November 15, 2011 | 0 Comments

oh man check me out, look at how far behind i am ahhaha

she’s angry all the time vents it all in her fuck you book.


day 8

| November 12, 2011 | 2 Comments

oh fuck i’m four days late. it’s ok i’ll catch up

this is the asshole fairy. whenever she feels that someone needs to be a ass, she goes up to them and bites them, effectively turning them into assholes.

day 7

| November 7, 2011 | 0 Comments

she is a special breed whose limbs actually come off and, should you choose it, bleed upon removal.

she’s there to satisfy those whose fetish is amputees.

day 6

| November 6, 2011 | 0 Comments

oh goodness i was so inspired by the trip we went on ahhaha

anyways we went to this place where they made us try legit cacao like the mayans used to make and oh man the real-deal cacao doesn’t taste good hahaha but then they made the drink and it was actually pretty good; just needed some sugar.

anyways there they had these plants that are called dormillonas and OMG you just touched them and they just folded up all docile like and ahhhh, like

the leaves would literally move as soon as you touched them ( i made a video so i could never forget ahhah )

well this is one of the whore who is for those kind of funny folks that would rather have their whores sleeping while they take them.

day 5

| November 6, 2011 | 0 Comments

this is panchita glu glu

she’s a sassy whore who is her own pimp, her purse is magical and does not follow the laws of physics, so when she swings it around, it remains perfectly stiff.

she’s glamorous and her tits are real.

day 4

| November 6, 2011 | 0 Comments

while on the trip, we went to this tiny town whose only public bathroom was gross as fuck with no running water but with these hilarious writings on the walls like you wouldn’t believe ahahha i’m laughing now just thinking about them.

anyways, there was this one dog there that was just the sweetest thing ever, ahh, she’d even fetch a bottle that we found and bring it back to you aw i just petted her so much and oh gosh she was so nice what a nice puppy aww

we named her monica and so i made the first of the whores that i’ll be drawing for the challenge ( ahahah the theme i suppose )

day 3

| November 6, 2011 | 0 Comments

so while i was on my trip, we went to this nunnery and wow you wouldn’t believe how fucking beautiful the place was, ahh the walls were all pink and with these squiggly indentations and woah it was actually pretty cool.

then i started thinking about the stereotypical nun pornos that i’ve seen and this naughty nurse was born.

day 2

| November 6, 2011 | 0 Comments

Her name is ayden and she’s a flaming lesbian and in love with clarissa.

that’s why she always rescues her.

she’s a really good fighter, but in the end has to kill clarissa because she got infected with the weird beast virus so yeah.

day 1

| November 6, 2011 | 0 Comments


her name is clarissa and she currently running away from some kind of zombie beasts that really want to eat her, and since she’s clumsy as fuck, the monsters catch her a lot.

but !

there seems to be a mysterious lady who keeps rescuing out of these troubles, so she survives most of the time. i envision her getting bitten at one point and dying.







( yeah i kind of don’t want to follow the template because it just takes too much time for me to do and i don’t have much of that hahaha )

hey hi

| October 30, 2011 | 0 Comments

i’m enya and i have no idea how to work this, so this is a test post, i guess ?

anyways, this challenge looks like fun, and i hope to complete it.