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| November 30, 2013 | 0 Comments

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Fred 30: Sigi Marqez

| November 30, 2013 | 0 Comments


Priorities: This kid’s got it.

Fred 29: Ruya Roshan

| November 30, 2013 | 0 Comments


A strange glow coming from the gatekeeper’s fingertips was pointed at us, we did not know what it was, but we did not trust it; She had a reputation as gatekeeper to uphold and we were not to be the ones to sully it.

Fred 28: Suhayl Hubert

| November 30, 2013 | 0 Comments


“Yeah, I been living in this part of the forest for… I dunno, twenty years or so? Yeah, about that. What I think about the new factory? I think it’ll bring jobs, like they say it, but that don’t mean I trust them. I done good for myself without working for the humans until now, and I don’t see why it’d be needed now. I dunno. I guess we’ll see, eh? One thing for sure, it’ll get busy ’round these parts. “

Fred 27: Ali Valence

| November 30, 2013 | 0 Comments


Hahaha, them live-action film makers, am I right?

Fred 26: Madison Mandelbaum

| November 30, 2013 | 0 Comments


Now aint that the sweetest smile…

Fred 25: Heanriette Laroche

| November 30, 2013 | 0 Comments


Looking straight into your eyes, she raises her fist and whispers “Rock on”, and you know she understands.

Everything will be alright now.

Fred 24: The faces of Jhon Midlab

| November 30, 2013 | 0 Comments


He really is the face of the company.

Fred 23: Bluma

| November 30, 2013 | 0 Comments


No matter if they be geranium or petunias, she will bring swift justice to them.

Fred 22: Michael Nedson

| November 25, 2013 | 0 Comments


Michael is an escaped prisoner with a sword.

Escape the prison! Explore a vast open world! Uncover Michael’s misterious past! None of those will ever happen!

Fred 21: Chidiebere

| November 21, 2013 | 0 Comments


We found her sitting at the foot of the mountain, just as the groundskeeper told us we would. She knew who we were, but could hardly care for our problems.  She said if we needed her help to see our destiny, we were on the wrong path. “If there was a really big boulder in your path, or if you were attacked by an elephant, then perhaps I could help you. Nothing good could come of knowing your future.”

We all agreed that she was the most useless oracle EVER.

Fred 20: Bellati, the beautiful queen of the fairies

| November 21, 2013 | 0 Comments


I have nothing to add.

Fred 19: Mario

| November 21, 2013 | 0 Comments



Mario is now facing you with his trusty brass knuckles. “You done fucked up this time”, he says, “you think you can get away with our secrets like that? You think you’re untouchable? I can find ten trannies better suited for the job just by throwing a rock in the street!” And then he suddenly moves in to strike you. What do you do?

  • If you try to fight him head-on, go to 68;
  • If you attempt to run away, go to 230;
  • If you think blackmail can still reason him, go to 85;
  • If you want to remind him that really, being a transvestite has nothing to do with the job, go to 141

Fred 18: Johana Pitt

| November 21, 2013 | 0 Comments


Mayor Pitt’s strong rule has managed to keep the town safe from the marauders for the last twenty years. I’m affraid to think where we’d be without her…

Fred 17: David Lachance

| November 21, 2013 | 0 Comments



You start shaving in a hurry, cursing yourself for always pushing things to the last minute. One day that bad habit will be the death of you. The phone rings: It’s Mario… That day may have already come. Mario is angry, he asks you why you’re not there already…

  • If you want to lie to Mario, go to 45;
  • If you want to tell Mario to suck a dick, you’ll be there when you’ll be there, go to 130;
  • If you want to tell Mario the whole story, go to 8;
  • If you want to drop the phone in the sink, go to 20;

Fred 16: Kitty Fashion

| November 21, 2013 | 1 Comment


Kitty Fashion’s new line of kitty fashion came out to mixed reactions from the critics.

Fred 15: Alia

| November 16, 2013 | 0 Comments


After killing the beast, we started feeling uneasy about it. Obviously, it was intelligent. Maybe it didn’t have to be evil, maybe it just made some bad life choices. Maybe, once, it was innocent…

Fred 14: Eric Flintman

| November 16, 2013 | 0 Comments


Out of nowhere, Eric appeared, saying “Come winter, I will be feasting on your bones” and then offered us some tea.

We did not drink it.

Fred 13: Moose?

| November 15, 2013 | 0 Comments


Pointing to something strange in the distance, I ask:

-“What is that thing?”

-“It’s a moose, innit?” he answers.

-“Mate, I don’t know how you make mooses where you’re from, but you’re doing it WRONG.”

Fred 12: The dreaded ghost of Alphonse Lorens

| November 15, 2013 | 0 Comments


Alphonse always dreamed of being a pirate, so when he died at sea and came back as a ghost, he thought ‘yeah, that could work.’

Fred 11: Aaron

| November 15, 2013 | 2 Comments


‘Wait, I can totally explain everything, Totally.’   Aaron has a lot to explain.

Fred 10: Man-Plane

| November 10, 2013 | 1 Comment


Is it a man? Is it a plane? Nope. Man-Plane.

Fred 09: Nabla Nabla

| November 10, 2013 | 0 Comments


Nabla does not believe in free will; It’s not that she WANTS to seduce you and eat your guts, it’s that she HAS to.

Fred 08: Roger Swampson

| November 10, 2013 | 3 Comments


Roger is an old school movie editor. He is saddened by the disappearance of film in the industry.

Fred 07: Alemayehu

| November 7, 2013 | 0 Comments


Having completed knowledge of the old world, he becomes the new.

Fred 06: purple Lo

| November 7, 2013 | 1 Comment


Lo dances into the night.

Fred 05: Shanie Nona

| November 6, 2013 | 0 Comments


Shanie’s job is to build giant robots, specifically the brains. She very good at it. Her employers’ dress code is formal, hence the tie.

Fred 04: Oliver

| November 5, 2013 | 0 Comments


Oliver lives for murder and board games and nothing else.

Fred 03: Manuela Lorraine

| November 5, 2013 | 0 Comments


Trust her, she knows what she’s doing. Always.

Fred 02: The Illuminated

| November 5, 2013 | 0 Comments


No one knows who he was. All that is known is that one cold winter’s night, Death came to him and, instead taking him away, offered him enlightenment.

Fred 01: Joe-Joel Johnson

| November 1, 2013 | 5 Comments


Joe-Joel’s sweater is possessed by the souls of laughing demons. It sucks.