Author Archive: Malia

Hello! My favorite color is red. I don't bite and am intimidated by most of y'all. I hope we can all be friends and have fun together.

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#6 Wren Willey

| November 29, 2011 | 0 Comments

Do we need more hipster teen characters?

Yes, of course we do.

Wren adores Professor Layton and Arcade Fire. Also secretly likes tap dancing and superheros.

#5 Mimi

| November 29, 2011 | 0 Comments

A novice actor who performs Shakespeare at her community theater in her free time. Wants to hit it big but doesn’t know how, besides auditioning for shitty pet food commercials.

And between being a performance mime and a diner waitress, money barely trickles in. But maybe she’ll get her lucky break.

Or not.

But she’s got her mime buddies’ shoulders to mime cry on.

#4 Nina Pillars

| November 29, 2011 | 0 Comments

Unemployed college dropout. Fairly satisfied with life though. Lives with her mother (who likes having her daughter around) and makes dolls as a sometimes-paid-but-always-fun hobby. A little naive, very kind, but a quiet introvert.

Wants to try again.

#3 Brian “Albatross” Polowski

| November 29, 2011 | 0 Comments

“Gets colder ‘ery winter, I swear.”

#2 Bailey Barker

| November 29, 2011 | 0 Comments

Bailey Barker the ballerina. A dream since age 5.

So fuck traditional standards she’s got her own standards to live up to.

She may not be a prodigy but goddamn if she isn’t gonna try.

#1 Lina

| November 29, 2011 | 0 Comments

Lina

Likes to eat fired eggs and cereal (not together). An amateur horror story writer. Her hair is not a natural color, but it feels like it to her.

With an outfit like that, of course she stumbles into some magic business.