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#30-Skate Rat

| November 30, 2011 | 0 Comments

Skate Rat is out of the cage and onto the streets. This rodent just wants to ride his board and do tricks while avoiding the authority figures who would try to bring him down.

#29-No $@#! Sherlock

| November 29, 2011 | 0 Comments

No $@#! Sherlock is the cousin of the famous detective we all know so well. The difference being he always points out the most obvious clues. The things anyone will notice. His deductions will impress no one, but his friends are too kind to point this out and instead act impressed with his detective skills.

#28-Elbert the Elf That Doesn’t Believe in Santa

| November 28, 2011 | 0 Comments

Elbert is a toy making elf at Santa’s workshop at the North Pole. But if you ask him there is no such person as Santa. As far as Elbert is concerned the elves are working in the factory of a major toy corporation and the fat guy in the red suit walking around is just some supervisor they sent. After all science would say there is no way for one guy to get around the world to every house in one night and don’t get him started on flying reindeer. So if you are looking for good thoughts of  a jolly old soul bringing presents this Christmas, don’t hang around with Elbert, he’ll tell you you’re crazy.

#27-Captain Al Batross

| November 27, 2011 | 0 Comments

Captain Al Batross is the greatest captain and adventurer on the seven seas. He can pilot his ship through any weather to any port and always arrives safely.  Once there he will charm all the ladies and find all the best rum. If you need to transport yourself or an item anywhere on the ocean and want to guarantee it’s safe arrival than Captain Al Batross is your man or bird.

#26-Walter the Wino Walrus

| November 26, 2011 | 0 Comments

Walter was just a simple walrus living his life along the Alaskan coastline enjoying all the things a walrus does. That is until one day when a dog sled driver tossed a half full bottle of hooch from his sled. Walter being the curious type picked the bottle up and gave the contents a try. Finding them to be tasty and sweet, along with warming his large bulk against the cold, he was hooked. Now poor Walter can be found lying out on the tundra with empty bottles all around and one sweet, sweet full one in his hand. So if you have ever wanted to make friends with a walrus just bring the booze and Walter the Wino Walrus will bring the fun.

#25-Black Friday

| November 25, 2011 | 0 Comments

Black Friday is the ultimate shopper. The day after Thanksgiving no one better get in this masked heroes way. With electric prod in hand to move everyone out of his way he will be the first to all the bargains. His satchel contains all the ads and coupons for the best deals along with maps for the fastest ways to all the stores. Watch out world Black Friday is here and all the slow shoppers better beware.

#24-Rat-a-Tap Tap

| November 24, 2011 | 0 Comments

Rat-a-Tap Tap is the greatest tap dancer since Gene Kelly and Fred Astaire. No one can shuffle across the boards like this rodent. He dreams of someday going to Hollywood and finding his perfect partner.

#23-Dr. Steven Sturgeon M.D.

| November 23, 2011 | 0 Comments

Dr. Steven Sturgeon M.D. is the best doctor and surgeon in the ocean. There’s nothing fishy about this doctor, if you’re feeling warm around the gills he’s the one to call.

#22-Cat Astrophe

| November 22, 2011 | 0 Comments

Cat Astrophe is the whirlwind dervish of destruction. Leave her home alone too long and you take fate into your own hands. Don’t let her cuteness fool you, as long as this little tornado is around nothing in the house is yours, it all belongs too her.

#21-Sal Amander

| November 21, 2011 | 0 Comments

Born near the canals of Venice, Italy young Sal Amander had one dream in life, to be the greatest pizza chef in the world. Sal has traveled the world on his quest and now runs the most popular pizziera in New York’s Little Italy.

#20-Boron the Barbequen

| November 20, 2011 | 0 Comments

Boron is the most barbaric of bbq artists. No one conquers the grill like him. His quest is to slay all other barbeque cooks in his path and to discover the secret of the perfect sauce.

#19-Inch Worm

| November 19, 2011 | 0 Comments

Inch Worm is the bug to call whenever you need any construction done. As long as if it’s a large job time is not a concern, after all he is a small worm.

#18-Mike Molar P.I.

| November 18, 2011 | 1 Comment

Mike Molar P.I., the hard boiled, pulp gumshoe to hire when you need to get to the tooth.

#17-Oblivious Lad

| November 17, 2011 | 0 Comments

Oblivious Lad is the most distracted, absent minded superhero ever. A crime could be happening right in from of him and he will most likely be paying attention to anything else. He is so oblivious that he doesn’t even realize how ridiculous it is to use the Lad as part of his name at his age.

#16-Rosa Snap

| November 16, 2011 | 0 Comments

Rosa Snap is the Luchadora no one wants to meet in the ring. She has been the women’s champion for as long as anyone can remember. Never defeated, never pinned. Rosa lives up to her name by snapping anyone who gets in her way in half. Don’t mess with Rosa or you will submit.

#15-Captain Obvious

| November 15, 2011 | 0 Comments

Captain Obvious is the one of the most annoying superheroes. His sole super power is to always point out the obvious to everyone around him. This drives other heroes crazy and leads to the Captain not being invited to many team-ups or to join hero teams.

#14-Dr. Koala

| November 14, 2011 | 1 Comment

Dr. Koala is the arch nemesis of the Aussie Avenger. His goals are the destruction of the Aussie Avenger and domination of Australia. Unlike most super villians he realizes trying to control the world would just be too much hassle.  Dr. Koala’s natural cuteness sometimes makes people ignore him, but don’t let it fool you, he is a true evil scientist through and through.

#13-Aussie Avenger

| November 13, 2011 | 0 Comments

He’s the Land Down Unders greatest hero. He is the Aussie Avenger. Evildoers beware Australia has a protector.

#12-Canadian Bacon,Porcine Protector of the North

| November 12, 2011 | 0 Comments

Whenever there is trouble in the provinces Canadians know who to call. No, not those guys whose books keep getting canceled. They call for Canadian Bacon, Canada’s greatest hero. He will always swoop in and save the day whenever he’s needed. As long as they have Canadian Bacon, Canadians know they have nothing to fear!


| November 11, 2011 | 0 Comments

Bookworm is a government experiment to keep Americans dumb and complacent. He is designed to only eat good literature and important documents containing valuable information. Bookworm preserves all trashy literature and misinformation.

#10-The Shepard

| November 10, 2011 | 0 Comments

The Shepard is a man trying to bring peace and understanding to his world. This does mean once in a while using his staff or sling though to prove his point.

#9-Doc Proton

| November 9, 2011 | 0 Comments

Doc Proton is your classic absent minded scientist. His head is usually in the clouds thinking up some crazy new theory. But, when you a genius to help you solve a problem there is no one better to turn to. Even with his mind elsewhere Doc Proton always seems to somehow save the day when he’s needed most. Even if he may not realize he’s done it.


| November 8, 2011 | 0 Comments

The Ax-Man is out to execute a crowd when he begins to shred on his guitar. If you’re to close to the stage watch out!

#7-The Adventurer

| November 7, 2011 | 0 Comments

Jack Steele is The Adventurer. He is your classic barrel chested, square jawed pulp style hero. If you need an object found or person helped The Adventurer is the man to call. He doesn’t do it for profit or reward, he does it for The Adventure.

#6-Ice Scream

| November 6, 2011 | 0 Comments

This cone isn’t soft serve. He wants to work the crowd into a frenzy and make them melt.

#5-Bone Didley

| November 5, 2011 | 0 Comments

Not even death can stop this guy from rockin’ or singing the blues.

#4-DJ Q-Tip

| November 4, 2011 | 0 Comments

The world’s worst hipster DJ. His beats are so bad they’ll melt the wax right out of your ears.


| November 3, 2011 | 0 Comments

Vita is the son of Morte, also known as the Grim Reaper. The thing is Vita has always been a strange child. Where his father harvests souls and is the embodiment of death, Vita wants nothing to do with the family business. He wants to spend his days being the embodiment of life by tending his garden and spending time with his animal friends.

#2-Egg Nod

| November 2, 2011 | 0 Comments

He’s ust a tired egg looking for a nest to curl up and get some rest in.

#1 Cinnamon Spice

| November 1, 2011 | 0 Comments

Cinnamon Spice is your classic femme fatale. Using her feminine wiles and the sweet smell of cinnamon she exudes to get her way with the heroic men she encounters. Inspired by the classic works of Eisner and Canniff.