Author Archive: Dan Jensen

Aspiring Illustrator, Hobby Gamer, and Professional Procrastinator.

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#07 – The Stork

| November 10, 2013 | 0 Comments



Were I smart, I would have done these in order. Ah well. Here’s the Stork, who brings the children.

#6 – Mama Crane

| November 8, 2013 | 0 Comments



The Stork brings them, The Goose nurses them, and The Crane takes them away.

#5 – Sir Fairfield

| November 5, 2013 | 0 Comments


An adventurer. A seeker of relics. His most recent find: A pair of Rocket Boots.He was quite pleased, burned cloak be damned.

#4 – Shurkette

| November 4, 2013 | 0 Comments


Shurkette, or Kettie as her regulars know her, used to let ’em get under her skin. Until she fought back with the wrong warlock. Now she’s cursed to walk the earth with a pair of tiny human legs. The horror!

#3 – Roger Rob-It

| November 4, 2013 | 1 Comment


When deciding to pursue a life of crime, Roger thought outside the box. No one would suspect a cute rabbit as a thief! Clearly Roger is neither cute nor a rabbit, so he invented a pair of rabbit boots to fit the role. Aside from their good luck, they also help him escape the scene by leaps and bounds!

#2 – Pebble Pisser

| November 2, 2013 | 2 Comments



No one in the forest can stand the Pebble Pisser. Who could blame them? He smells, he curses, and he saunters around the forest floor just pissing on everything. But if it weren’t for him, the forest would be a dead and rotten tinderbox. No pretty flowers, no lush canopy. Just worms and ticks.

At least that’s what he likes to tell everyone. As, you know, he urinates on everything…

#1 – Toshoni

| November 1, 2013 | 5 Comments



Toshoni lived a pretty good life for a demon. These days he tends to a great library somewhere on the edge of the Underworld. His candle keeps the more malevolent spirits at bay as he wanders the stacks and assists any visitors seeking  the wealth of knowledge contained within his books.