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#12 Geoffrey, the Man Sized Cricket Thing

| November 12, 2011 | 0 Comments

Geoffrey the man sized cricket thing.
He enjoys long walks, socialising, footie and a pint down at the pub with the lads.

The love life of a man sized cricket thing is not one to envy, and he has resorted to reading the personal ads to find those who wouldn’t mind sharing their bed with the cold exoskeleon of a stupidly big insect.