Tag: World Domination

#23 – The Cranberry Controller

| November 23, 2011 | 4 Comments

#23 – The Cranberry Controller

Rick Martini wants to dominate the United States and become its supreme ruler. Unfortunately, the best method that Rick could come up with is a special helmet that focuses his brainwaves to control processed cranberries in the can. While they aren’t that intimidating, his hope is that people will panic when they see the can shaped mass of gelatinous cranberry come crawling across the table at them. Since Thanksgiving is the holiday that has the most cranberries used, Rick’s goal is to hold the holiday hostage until people make him the ruler of the US.

Your goal this Thanksgiving will be to slice up your canned cranberries as quick as possible. This will help to avoid the staining of your tablecloth as they attempt to attack you and fill you with fear.

Have a great Thanksgiving!