#2 Dr. Oculus

| November 2, 2011 | 1 Comment

Optpmetrical EvilQuestion: when you are born with one gigantic eyeball in the center of your forehead, what else is there to do other than grow up, build a sweet protective goggle (singular) and get your PhD in Optometrical Evil?

Answer: Nothing.

 

…dont blink…

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My father was a surely sea captain, my mother was an Atlantean Princess: their love was forbidden and I was bred from their sin. I have spent my life battling the demons of my parents’ indiscretion, but with grit and determination I have proven myself worthy to take my rightful place on the throne of Atlantis. As the might-sovereign lord of all sub-aquatic existence my number one priority is the preservation of my kingdom. Though I have a host of undersea adversaries, the threat they pose is truly minimal compared to the capabilities of my one true enemy, the Human Race. Their lust for dominance has too often threatened the sanctity of my empire, and I shall not wait a second longer for their inevitable attack. Instead, with the armies of Atlantis and all able bodied creatures in my domain, I shall take the war to the surface-dwellers. We will ravage the shores of man-kind with crushing waves of sea-water and power; no human is innocent and so no human shall escape my imperial judgment. All air-sucking life will suffer by my decree! IMPERIOUS REX!

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  1. MarshallPlex says:

    Awesome! I can never have too much of one eyed creatures!

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