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#6 – Bruit Cake

| November 6, 2011 | 0 Comments

#6 – Bruit Cake

Years of feeling no self worth and often being the butt of jokes every holiday season has made him stale. Now, pushed to point of no return, he strikes out at others, wielding the small butter knife that once threatened his existence.

Bruit Cake becomes especially mean during the holiday season when he sees the unappreciation of his kind. His own brother was left at a doorstep, only to be discarded one month later without any remorse.

Losing an eye to a local cat has only made him even more resentful of the world, driving him to even lower depths of depravity.

This post is a follow-up to my NinjaBread Man.  I guess I can call the collection, “Holiday Hellions”.