Tag: Humor

Day Ten: Mystic Oats

| November 15, 2012 | 0 Comments


A hairy hipster with magic in his hips and cosmic weight on his shoulders, blessed with phantasmagorical finger powers and cursed with sweaty socks — unwashed for going on three days now.
~Tosche

#14-The-Spicy-Chilito

| November 14, 2012 | 0 Comments
The Spicy Chilto

The Spicy Chllito

#13-Digg-and-Dugg

| November 13, 2012 | 0 Comments
Digg and Dugg

The El Paso Border Jumpers

Day Nine: Space Piratex

| November 13, 2012 | 0 Comments

 

Space, that was the dream. Space — the place children (our future) all across her country had lived for, before they discovered reality TV in their teen years, the place though which ufological wonks of all ages had wanted to drift.
The actual place was less majestic than the men and women of science-based television programing had promised and closer to an afternoon floating with the refuse of a billion people in the waves of a Lama Island beach in a waning Summer.
The Space Piratex probe didn’t mind, for a start she’d never been to any of Lama Island’s waste-disposal beaches and so was unable to see the sad similarity. No, an enterprising class of public school over-achievers hadn’t built her to despair at the state of the space, Space Piratex had been built to win that class the finals of the “Sweep It Under the Rug: Environmental Solutions” competition. Her directives were clear: clean, clean that cosmos up long enough to get her masters a photo in three of their local papers. It was a task she probably could have completed too, if it weren’t for those attention lacking kids and their rudimentary android building skill sets.
~Tosche

#12-The-Cuban-Missile

| November 12, 2012 | 0 Comments
The Cuban Missile

He’s smokin’ HOT.

 

#11-The-Flying Burrito

| November 12, 2012 | 0 Comments
The Flying Burrito

The Flying Burrito – no need to say more.

Day Eight: Rum-Ram Bloodstold

| November 12, 2012 | 0 Comments


Tired old man, tired old Bloodstold, in his throne of imitation leather and sipping a glass of tonic and lemon because he’s all out of gin. His runes are all cast, his deceitfully youthful body ached more and more as the nights when he can get a rise out of his magiks became increasingly few and depressingly mundane.  Rum-Ram Bloodstold, the last of his kind in this world to not have given up and departed for the old soul’s dimension, took another sip of his tart drink and fondled thoughts of when the tarts he had at night weren’t just the liquid or pastry variety.
One more sip, Rum-Ram decided, one more sip and then a slip — into sober sleep.
~Tosche

Day Seven: Astromicus Manicus

| November 10, 2012 | 0 Comments

On a hill side, in the sun and wind like a long-shot in a romcom, slipping through the dewy terrain while smiling and sweeping down the slope. Grunting and falling, shoe, body tripping in motion and landing in a crumpled heap at the incline’s base.
Mud on shirt, bruise on face, dent in dignity, hair still fine.
Astromicus rolled over, spine clicking into place and limbs hesitantly following direction of brain and body, tried to push upright and buckled at the attempt. Getting up and brushing this embarrassing fall off would clearly take some time, this lesson in not running down freshly wet grass would not take as long to absorb.

~Tosche

Bob

| November 9, 2012 | 0 Comments

Bob lives deep in the jungle and is rare to see.

Day Six: Amorveous (Amy)

| November 9, 2012 | 0 Comments

Two minutes, that was quick, indeed — a new record. Where once piping hot pudding and melting mountains of ice cream slouched were now faint streaks of creamy, crumbly, residue of dessert and regret. Amy finished polishing the bowl with her tongue — don’t ask where the mouth is — until the, now cool, ceramic surface tasted more of object and less of desire.
This jaunt into flavour country would mean a lot of mirror-gazing but damn, the descent into self doubt was tasty.
~Tosche

#8-The Dodging Armadillo

| November 8, 2012 | 0 Comments
Dillion - The Dodging Armadillo

Meet Dillon, skittish but agile & deceivingly quick despite his bulky size. He has an aversion to bring lights.

#7-The Montana Monsoon

| November 7, 2012 | 0 Comments

Tony - The Montana Monsoon

#6 Squirrel Yeti

| November 7, 2012 | 0 Comments

The elusive beast is considered by most to be a myth but he exists high above looking down on us from his Tree-Top-Cave. Waiting for the zombie apocalypse when he can come back down and exhume the food he buried oh so long ago… man oh man is he hungry.

 

#5 Velociraptor Jesus

| November 7, 2012 | 0 Comments

When he returns it will like that of a thief in the night (or out of nowhere like a Velociraptor)… clever Messiah.

#3 Dr. Mitchell K. Lowery

| November 6, 2012 | 0 Comments

Dr. Mitchell K. Lowery is a very Bill Nye type character. He’s very intelligent college professor so when he gets excited he gets to talking fast and most folks don’t actually understand what he’s talking about. Because he looks very much like Colonel Sanders but has Red Hair his unofficial nick name on campus is Dr. Ginger Sanders.

#6-The Pouncing Pickle

| November 6, 2012 | 0 Comments

The Pouncing Pickle

This is one of my favorites so far.  He just has sooooo much personality.  I can’t wait to see where he takes the guys.

#5-The Roasted Jalapeno

| November 5, 2012 | 0 Comments

The Roasted Jalapeno

Day Three: Nanobot Lad

| November 4, 2012 | 0 Comments

This is what the singularity will bring, a thousand confused teenagers identifying as animals getting the chance to fulfill their animal desire by use of nanobot injections. Call now and get a bonus vial of zoological avatars and a nifty book-light free!
~Tosche

#4-The Mexican Jumping Beans

| November 4, 2012 | 0 Comments

The Mexican Jumping Beans

Day 3: Clanky

| November 3, 2012 | 0 Comments

It wasn’t touched on in the first issue but Bee Boy is a bit of a lab rat. He’s always tinkering with his inventions. This one is named Clanky. He was created by BB to assist him with his experiments, do heavy lifting and run out for pizza once in a while. Clanky’s nothing special to look at and has no weapons system but just like a big loveable dog he’s fun to have around. If you’d like to read more about Bee Boy and the Awesome 5! you can check out my website.

#1 Edwin J. Spradlin

| November 2, 2012 | 0 Comments

 

Eddie J. is practically a cartoon of a conservative red-neck and he is proud of it.

 

 

Day 2: Man-Slab

| November 2, 2012 | 0 Comments

Barry Connors was an aspiring actor that also worked as one of the Chippendale dancers until his friend Oliver Black made him an offer he couldn’t refuse. Black had just joined and  been named the leader of a new supergroup called C.H.A.M.P.S. C.H.A.M.P.S, which stands for Corp of Humans  Androids & Mutants with Preternatural Skills, was assembled by Kristie Kelly, the public relations genius that assembled the Awesome 5! for military.

C.H.A.M.P.S unlike the A5 was assembled for a group in the private sector. A Haliburton of superheroes strictly for hire. When Barry came to the group he had no super powers, but the companies scientists soon took care of that. They had a full roster of mercenaries but something was missing. Barry was to be the face of the group. Already handsome and buff, he was given an  experimental growth hormone that enabled him to grow to a height of 50 feet tall. The public can’t get enough of the new team, but there is a hidden secret.

30 Characters 2011 Raul Aguirre Jr.

| November 30, 2011 | 0 Comments

 

Below is a gallery containing all 30 of my  creations for the 30 Character Challenge.

          

          

          

          

          

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

#30 Dorko the Cartoonist

| November 30, 2011 | 0 Comments

30 Characters in 30 Days.

BOOOYAAH!

It’s been fun kiddos!

Raul.

#29 Fabulas the World’s Manliest Elf!

| November 29, 2011 | 0 Comments

#27 Jetpack Jack

| November 29, 2011 | 0 Comments

Jetpack Jack is a high flying costumed adventurer who as his name implies gets around with a cool ass jetpack! That’s right! A jetpack! He built the jetpack to win a bar bet and since then he dispenses juicy jetpack justice to evildoers as Jetpack Jack!

#26 The Young Republican

| November 29, 2011 | 0 Comments

The Young Republican has never had a job. His parents bought him a BMW when he was 16. After High School he went straight to college where he joined his father and older brother’s fraternity. He spent all of his time partying and cheated his way through classes. He then graduated with two degrees, one in political science the other in business. Daddy pulled a few strings and got The Young Republican a job as a Congressional Aide. He now makes six figures and has no patience for those that expect a free ride in life and are not Protestant.

The future of the GOP, Mr. Young Republican is sick and tired of footing the bill for society ”I’m not going to pay for you, I’m not going to carry everyone else on my back any more! Get get a job! Or better yet, get rich parents, like me!”

Day 29 – Twinkle

| November 29, 2011 | 0 Comments

Twinkle, an 8 year old vigilante

Day 27 – Jessica Rabbit

| November 27, 2011 | 0 Comments

Jessica Rabbit - Not THAT one :P

 

 

#25 Spike

| November 26, 2011 | 0 Comments

Spike is a crazy biker who does whatever he wants, whenever he wants. His super strength comes from massive doses of bourbon and PCP.

Day 25 – Rusty Jones

| November 25, 2011 | 0 Comments

Rusty Jones, gamer extraordinaire