Author Archive: Marco Jimenez

wat. artist/illustrator going to go on a character creating ADVENTURE.

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#30 Etsy Betsy

| November 28, 2011 | 0 Comments

This scarf is made from vintage yarn from my abdomen.


Etsy Betsy is pretty into vintage clothing and knits her own clothing to sell online.

#29 Jerry Blocker

| November 28, 2011 | 0 Comments

In my day we had to punch stone with our bare fists. We didn't have any of these wooden pickaxes.


Jerry Blocker is an old man modeled after the minecraft universe. That’s where he goes.

#28 Carmen Santos

| November 28, 2011 | 0 Comments

Mm mm.


I couldn’t help myself.

#27 Leather Pig

| November 27, 2011 | 0 Comments

He probably wears that under his street clothes.


Leather Pig is into some things you’ve probably never heard of.

#26 Otter

| November 27, 2011 | 0 Comments

I trim, sometimes.


Otter is confident enough to take his shirt off at the clubs, even around all of the waxed twinks.

#25 Trouser Snake

| November 27, 2011 | 0 Comments



All right, that’s enough of that.

#24 Hipster Unicorn

| November 27, 2011 | 0 Comments

My rainbow is a fixed gear.


Hipster Unicorn dyes his hair pink ironically.

#23 Wallie Douglas

| November 27, 2011 | 0 Comments

My mom doesn't want me running around in gym because of my asthma


Wallie Douglas usually gets a doctor’s note exusing him from gym class.

#22 Mable Foxwald

| November 27, 2011 | 0 Comments

Could you be a dear and take me to the pharmacy?


Mable Foxwald needs to pick up some milk of magnesia, and a box of kleenex.

#21 Middle Management Frog

| November 27, 2011 | 0 Comments

That's enough of a lunchbreak, swim back to those reports.


#20 Fat Bird

| November 27, 2011 | 0 Comments

Easy on the seeds, bud.


Fat bird could stand to do some more flying.

#19 Bear Daddy

| November 25, 2011 | 0 Comments

He's into leather. Especially gnawing on it.


When I asked Bear Daddy if he was a top or a bottom, he responded “MWWWRRRRHH”



#18 OccupyThanksgiving Turkey

| November 25, 2011 | 0 Comments

I may get high but I refuse to be baked


OccupyThanksgiving turkey.

#17 Jim

| November 25, 2011 | 0 Comments

Seasonal depression can be rough.


Jim, the suicidal maple leaf. This autumn has been rough.

#16 Tep

| November 25, 2011 | 0 Comments

God of Nile ripples.


Tep is the littlest god of the Nile.

#15 Laverne

| November 25, 2011 | 0 Comments

My doctor says aphids are bad for my cholesterol


Laverne is a ladybug with her own sense of style.

#14 Steven Fisher

| November 23, 2011 | 0 Comments



Steven Fisher is a nerd bully. That is, a nerd who bullies. His prime targets include cross-country jocks, popular girls and remedial math students.

#13 Alice Fester

| November 23, 2011 | 0 Comments

Dogs always have to face right.


Alice Fester is an artist with a bit of an OCD situation. She draws everything 47 times before she’s ready to move on to the next idea.

#12 Buttsa Plenty

| November 21, 2011 | 0 Comments

Girl don't even.


I decided I wanted a drag queen with a big ass named “Buttsa Plenty.” Took me a few drawings to figure out what she looked like–this worked for me.

#11 Helena Billings

| November 21, 2011 | 1 Comment

Put on some clothes, thanks.


I’m not really one to do fantasy types of characters anymore, but I often get really frustrated that women in video games and similar media are mostly half naked and have to be sexy and have big tits in order to be a warrior, or whatever they are. I like my warrior women to wear whatever the hell a warrior man would wear. Jeez, put something on already.

Don’t get me wrong–I’m not against sexuality, but there is a time and a place, you know? Video games, anime, movies and the like just feel this need for women to be sex idols AT ALL TIMES, no excuses.

One of my more recent favorites as far as female characters go is Aveline from Dragon Age II. She’s built to be a tank, goes on to be captain of the guard, and actually wears some freaking body armor that doesn’t expose cleavage and midriffs. It’s pretty rad. Naturally, she isn’t obtainable to romance, while the “sexier” female characters are. Go figure.

#10 Willis Robert

| November 21, 2011 | 0 Comments

I'm actually a t-shirt designer but train pokemon to pay the bills.


Willis Robert is a 20-something-year-old pokemon trainer.

#9 Riff, the Punk Rooster

| November 16, 2011 | 1 Comment

I'm playin at the silo tonight you should come check it out.


Riff is a pretty badass rooster. He doesn’t take shit from anyone. Fuck you, farmer, I’ll crow whenever the fuck I want.

#8 Derek Russel

| November 16, 2011 | 0 Comments

You're never truly alone.


Derek Russel likes to sit on a wall in the park, bringing some bread to feed the birds. He doesn’t really have much friends and never got along with people, but the birds don’t judge him.

#7 Ghost of Yesterday’s Past

| November 16, 2011 | 0 Comments

Maaaaaaan. TGIF waaaasssss goooooddddd.


The ghost of yesterday’s past likes to hang around and moan about how things used to be.

#6 Corporate Dodo

| November 8, 2011 | 0 Comments

with these profit margins we may as well be extinct


I really have no idea where this came from. I’ve got nothing else to say about it.

#5 Kelly Fry

| November 8, 2011 | 0 Comments

The life vest can be found in a pouch under your seat or whatever


Kelly is a flight attendant. Somehow her airline is cool enough that she can look the way she does and still work for them. I drew this one on the airplane from Florida to Massachusetts.

#4 Mr. Dennis

| November 8, 2011 | 0 Comments

i am going to demonstrate the proper application of a condom.


Mr. Dennis is a sex ed teacher. I am not sure if he teaches middle school or high school. Either way, this drawing even creeps me out a bit, and I’m a weirdo.

#3 Ginger Snap

| November 8, 2011 | 0 Comments

mm mm. i know you wasn't gonna dip me in a glass of milk.


Ginger snap is a sassy cookie. S/he ain’t got time for your bullshit okay?

#2 Pugball

| November 6, 2011 | 1 Comment

he's not fat it's a condition


Pugball is the roundest pug. He has trouble getting around the house. He was born this way. He is proof that nature has a cruel sense of humor.

#1 Unicorn Steve

| November 6, 2011 | 2 Comments

ugh no mom don't put holes in my hoodies it's so embarassing you don't even know


Unicorn Steve is a teenager who has a unicorn horn on his forehead. It is totally uncool. Everyone is totally looking at it he wants to go home okay?



2011 Challenger: Marco Jimenez

| October 25, 2011 | 2 Comments

 Oh my! I heard about this challenge from a friend and decided to give it a shot. I am a fan of character development and am really into creative processes.

I studied illustration and am just making a bunch of pictures lately to see what comes out of it.