Author Archive: not-fun

I draw comics and art for pennies. It'd be cool if did this for a real job, cause it's been my dream for a while now.

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#28 – Corjel, Con’s Bekir orderly

| November 30, 2011 | 0 Comments

#27 – Orlaf, a Conturian God

| November 30, 2011 | 0 Comments

#26 – Avelin, a Rakwulf Goddess

| November 30, 2011 | 0 Comments

#25 – Boomer

| November 30, 2011 | 0 Comments

#24 – The Six Eyed Grout

| November 30, 2011 | 0 Comments

#23 – Old St. Prick

| November 30, 2011 | 0 Comments

#22 Mildly Annoyed Stump

| November 25, 2011 | 0 Comments

the mildly annoyed stump is mildly annoyed with you all. possibly this is because he has to endure laughable video game pitches day in and day out.

#21 Farmer Cax

| November 25, 2011 | 0 Comments

cax is a chuian farmer. you wouldn’t think such a technologically advanced species living in highly urban areas has much call for a farmer, but you’d be wrong. chuians and conturians build enormous bubble-dome rooftop gardens which produce the majority of the food and parks for their cities.

working in one of these parks isn’t an easy job, and cax had to get special cybernetic implants in hs ears to do his best work. the implants enable him to actually “hear” the plants’ progress and lets him have an early warning if any are sick.

#20 Abby the nearsighted cockatrice

| November 25, 2011 | 0 Comments

abby is a cockatrice which is an ENORMOUS vicious uh. cock. with a lizard tail. if i remember my mythology correctly it was something insane like they hatch from the egg of a 10 year old cock (not hen) that lies in the sun for 30 days or something rediculous. they live in barren areas and, like a medusa, can turn things to stone with a glare.

they are not small. they are not cute. ponies are stupid. if you disagree well, that’s just like. your opinion, man.

abby suffers from nearsightedness which means that most of the time she just sets the desert around her on fire in a blind rage. anyone who gets close enough for abby to turn them to stone usually regrets thinking she’s harmless…

this and the manticore (which has a human face and no mane, bronies.) were two of my favourite monsters as a kid. so i’m rather miffed to see what’s become of them due to pop culture.

#19 Arlo

| November 25, 2011 | 0 Comments

arlo’s a mogma (one of the new races in skyward sword) and mogma are known to be treasure hunters. but what good is hunting for treasure if you can’t carry it all, or can’t break it down into sellable amounts? that’s where arlo comes in.

arlo takes the role of a bookkeeper, tracking every mogma’s discovery and worth of that treasure. of course his services come with a small fee. what mogma would give away such skills freely?

#18 Agent Q

| November 25, 2011 | 0 Comments

agent q pretends he’s very brave and tough. he even likes to claim he’s gone exploring. but really the farthest he’s ever gone is to the sealed grounds. he’s just as cowardly as the other kikwis, just suffers delusions of grandeur.

#17 Thunder Ren

| November 17, 2011 | 0 Comments

thunder ren is my cat. as a thundercats reboot. i’ve been meaning to do this for a while because with her loud mouth, unscrupulous attitude and sense of general mischief she’d fit right in with the two other obnoxious thunder kits. i gave her a sword because ren loves to rend flesh with her claws and well she just wouldn’t be ren without that capability.

#16 Jim the Aeronaut

| November 17, 2011 | 0 Comments

jim the aeronaut was just a flight of fancy HO HO HO i dunno. i like imagining in the 1950s that strapping on a jetpack and a wwII flight suit were common rights of passage for teenagers, especially redheaded freckled teenagers who want to SEE THE WORLD! jim’s jetpack is cobbled together from oxygen tanks at the hospital where his mother works. don’t ask him how he keeps from lighting his pants on fire, that’s a trade secret.

#15 Timmy 2ply

| November 15, 2011 | 2 Comments

poor timmy 2ply
life as a sentient roll of bathroom tissue is hard

you may ask “what is wrong with the artist?” and i will be required by law to inform you, “everything.”

#14 The Superbeetle

| November 15, 2011 | 0 Comments

look, down the road! it’s a rust heap! no, it’s a cultural icon! no, it’s the ’78 SUPER BEETLE!

#13 Joshua

| November 15, 2011 | 0 Comments

joshua is a strange character. he lies on a rusting metal bedframe and dirty matress in a dark, rotting room. the room is in a decaying wooden mill on the banks of an underwater stream. to get there you must follow a mineshaft to the bottom.

joshua lies on this bed all day, all night, and does not move. people are searching for him – his sister has come to the underground mill. but she can’t find him, and keeps calling out to him.

and all he hears is a soft dripping of water.

joshua’s based off of a dream i had, and possibly will get a minicomic sometime next october. we’ll see.

#12 Mr. E. Nid

| November 12, 2011 | 0 Comments

mr. eric nid some kind of odd, white, puffy daddy long legs. he really dislikes humans, but finds their structures strangely aluring as long as they themselves are not present. he is commonly found in areas of new england. also he is based of some strange phenomenon going on in our new house’s basement. his name is also a clever joke oh ho ho get it mr. e cause whatever’s happening to those spiders is a mystery 😮

#11 Jackie (dressed in cobras)

| November 12, 2011 | 1 Comment

jackie (dressed in cobras) was drawn because i was trapped wandering a stripmall while the car got repaired. the last song i’d heard was The New Pornographers and well these things happen.

jackie is clearly a snaketamer. in nudist land.

#10 Hector

| November 10, 2011 | 0 Comments

hector is a pennsyltuckian. he was out fishing one weekend in the deleware when a giant rainbow trout bit his line. he reeled it in and it was a vicious mofo, snapped right onto his finger :O little did hector suspect it was a WERE TROUT!!!! on the next full moon, he had to quickly throw himself into his family’s above ground pool in order to survive.

life is hard for a were trout.

 

#9 Carlyle

| November 9, 2011 | 2 Comments

carlyle is a myche, and was created as a bit of a throwaway background character on a project i'm doing for sokki. but since he was created today, he gets to be one of the 30.

carlyle is stationed on Contura, where he engages in observational data gathering on conturians and their social structure visa vi casual food consumption. in other words, his job is to hang out in alien resturaunts and watch what goes on.

lately he’s been having horrid luck, and his server just keeps dropping his coffee before it gets to him. he’s a bit fed up with that.

he may or may not also be hatched from the same clutch of eggs as sartre.

#8 Exodwee

| November 8, 2011 | 0 Comments

exodwee is a ghost who just floats around whispering that you should leave. but he isn’t very good at it, and usually people mistake his whispering for the wind because it’s very soft and drawn out due to the shape of his face.

#7 Noseprint

| November 8, 2011 | 0 Comments

noseprint is the ghost who leaves prints all over the windows and mirrors you just cleaned. think your car is spotless? think again.

 

 

 

 

 

#6 Drooler

| November 8, 2011 | 0 Comments

drooler is the ghost who leaves mysterious small puddles of liquid about your house. you think it was the dog or the cat or a cup of juice someone spilled. but are you REALLY sure?

#5 Clodhopper

| November 5, 2011 | 0 Comments

the clodhopper is just something horrible that hops after you and latches onto your post apocolyptic wasteland crawler and stares in the windows. yet they’ve mastered the technology of grass skirts. hm.

#4 Lord Chario

| November 5, 2011 | 0 Comments

lord chario is a hekshanian. their society is so broken and collapsed, he’s about what amounts to royalty there. some dude with a keg. bow before your new lord, petty serf.

Buy #30! Inhuman Issue #1 – Notebook

| November 5, 2011 | 0 Comments

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#3 dr. granny turtlescowl

| November 3, 2011 | 0 Comments

 

she’s a turtle. she tries to hide her shell under her labcoat. she refuses to work pediatrics for obvious reasons. shhh everyone just assumes she has a skin condition

also i originally was going to name her dr granny turtletits but i thought it might be a bit much

 

 

 

 

#2 Olaf

| November 2, 2011 | 1 Comment
Olaf the Wraith

Olaf the Wraith

i don't think he quite GETS local laws. all he knows is that sometimes people start fights if he tries to leech energy off of them with his psuedopods, and then sometimes the nice folks ask him if he'd like to pay a fine or spend a free night in this place they call jail. but it has cable! can't be jail, translator must be malfunctioning again...

#1 Talis

| November 1, 2011 | 1 Comment
Talis the Cythid
Talis the Cythid

Talis is one of a fantasy race known as Cythids. It might help to think of them as blue elves with huge, three-finger claw hands and two giant poofy tails that they ordinarily hide from view due to social taboos.

Talis is a monk. Or anyway, he was. During his time training at a monestary, he came across a strange striped animal in the woods. It was clearly injured, and being a monk, he brought it back to the monestary to care for it. Unluckily for Talis, the creature turned out to be one a Pooka – sentient troublemakers who like handing out social awkward curses. The Pooka cursed Talis to always speak lies for no real good reason.

Obviously Talis had to leave the monestary after bringing so much shame on himself, so he took up a variety of bit jobs (including newspaper reporter) and chain smoking. He wears his tails on the outside of his clothing as a sign to the rest of the Cythids that he’s screwed up awful bad. He’s also single, probably as a result of the compulsive lying.

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