#6: Kenneth

| November 6, 2011 | 0 Comments

SEAMUS: Okay, you sure you’re not gonna talk about that shite David, said - right?

SEAMUS: ‘Cause if not, I’m out again.

SEAMUS: So, Kenneth. Ken’s a nice guy and all - for one of them Yanqui’s - but…

PSYCHIATRIST: But?

SEAMUS: He’s sarcastic, and brooks no shite from anybody. If he thinks someone’s full of it, he calls them on it, and he calls them loud and in front of everybody.

SEAMUS: On the outside, he looks like a nice guy - a mate, y’know? All clean-cut and everything. But man, is he black on the inside. It’s like coal.

PSYCHIATRIST: Is that the sarcasm, or something else?

SEAMUS: Oh, that’s the ‘something else’ all right. That’s just - he called it something once, what the hell was it?

SEAMUS: ‘Disappointment in the whole human race,’ I think.

SEAMUS: The sarcasm thing can be downright brutal, when it’s focused on you. When it’s not, it’s really fucking funny.

PSYCHIATRIST: So, it sounds like it doesn’t have much of a good side, then?

SEAMUS: Good side?! (laughs) Oh, that’s brilliant, there.

PSYCHIATRIST: Meaning?

SEAMUS: Mate, what I just told you about him is his good side!

SEAMUS: Thank god he doesn’t drink anymore: drinking brings out his dark side. Everything I just told you about the sarcasm and the blackness and all; that’s nothing compared to when he’s got his drink on. I’ve seen what he’s like then.

SEAMUS: I hope I don’t see it again…

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