The One-ster

| November 12, 2011 | 0 Comments
Brilliant Criminal Mind

Obsessed with ONE


The One-ster is one of the most diabolical and vexing members of the Alliance of Dirty Buggers.  His true name long since gone, he has become know as the “One Prince of Crime” and “Hey, that ‘One’ guy!”

“1! 1! 1! 1! 1! 1! 1! 1!  Nobody can understand being an individual like I can!

1! 1! 1! 1! 1! 1! 1! 1!  It’s my singular focus to keep unity and single handedly befuddle the community…1! 1! 1! 1! … all those… many great unwashed masses who have non-unique identities.  1! 1! 1! 1!”

Due to his difficulty functioning in cold temperatures because of the thermal-adjustment… …accident, several years ago, The One-ster now dresses in his signature one-adorned fur hoodie and warmed his toes in specially tailored deer hide boots.  Curiously, he now carries ice grenades as well, and in between maniacal laughter and numerical digits he says,

“1! 1! 1! 1!  1! 1! 1! 1!  1! 1! 1! 1!  Well, if they were fiery explosive grenades I wouldn’t be able to get near them either!  Why not!  1! 1! 1! 1!

1! 1! 1! 1!”

Category: 2011, Drama, Horror, Humor, Scifi, Superhero, WTF

About the Author ()

Illustration and graphic design as career goals is evident through the massive amount of work I have been producing in the last few years. The entire focus and purpose of my life since 2006 has been a progression of moving my career into the illustration fields, and specifically the sequential art illustration field. Living in Portland I learned what sacrifices it takes to make a serious career out of illustration and design. For four years I have been self-publishing multiple zine and comic titles, doing 24 Hour Comics whenever possible, and tabling at cons in cities all over the Northwest and Widwest American States including Washington, Oregon, and Colorado. My career history involves a over a decade in successful business management, and so eventually it is my goal to be a project manager for a graphic design firm, or editor for a comic book company, with attention always to penciling jobs when available. It is my ongoing goal to pencil daily, render for at least three hours. - J.

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