#27 Grandpa Jones

| November 27, 2010 | 0 Comments

Stay of his lawn unless your there to buy his crystal meth. Grandpa Jones feeds the birds in the park and sell the crack on the corner. If your a neighbor hood thug that thinks Grandpa is an easy target Think again . Mr Jones is packin’ heat and it aint no Nine. Try to bust his chops or flank this old man and you’ll be staring down a Dirty Harry style 45. If his caps don’t get his crew aint far behind. Before you turn around you catch a whiff  of what seems to be  a mix of polo and ben-gay   . Then you’ll here the rustle of at least 30 adult diapers. The next thing you know you’ve been had by the loyal order of the moose lodge. Grandpa Jones aint gots time to play games. So if you aint here for the gin and juice keep on rollin cause thic geriatric gangsta on a fixed income has got to make his Mo Fk’n Bingo money.


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Father,Husband,general laborer and ,creative person.( In that order).The creator behind the web comic zombiegeorge. Horrific fun for off balance individuals ( That's the tag Line) .A pitiful fool at the end of his rope of desperation. This creative person just refuses to quit. He may be 20 years behind every one else but he keeps on truckin ( In the wrong direction.) If he's not sitting at the dinning room table drawing crude pictures of voodoo zombies or fixing both physical and emotional aspects of his family's life you'll find him on his hands and knees sweeping up yolks at an egg packaging facility . In his free time he likes to...(Never mind he has no free time) ......UM Um I mean he like to take part in the 30 character challenge . ( Why did i refer to myself in third person)

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