#1 Stacey, the Lightly Distressed Damsel
Stacey was an ordinary damsel until she was kidnapped and experimented upon by an evil wizard surgeon. Cut-up, soaked in a magical solution of iodine, and stored in jars on a shelf in the wizard’s study, Stacey slowly became little more than a fine paste. Despite her handicap, Stacey has a rich and fulfilling internal life, spending her days in deep contemplation of the greatest questions of human life (and finding answers to quite a few). In fact, she enjoys herself so much that she has refused rescue by no fewer than 15 knights throughout her centuries of jar-bound existence, even though a simple kiss would restore her to her former beauty.
By the way – Hi, I’m Jason. I was stupidly busy last week, so I didn’t get a chance to do an intro.
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so demented, so fantastic.
Unapologetically awesome.
Very cool! I like the style!!
Super good! That’s a great back story!
Delightful and demented!
HA! That’s great on so many levels!
Love the eyeballs. 🙂
My favorite character of day 1. That is sick! I love it! Hee hee, your work reminds me a little of Tim Sale. Very cool. I am a total fan already.
Haha! Oh man, this is so awesome.
This is, quite simply, made of Win. I love it! 🙂