#29 Abe Lincoln – Pro Wrestling Champion
Before he became the Great Emancipator, Abraham Lincoln was a professional wrestler.
This much history tells us.
But did you know that he competed in a true intergalactic competition known as WrestleRama where the young scrapper fought the greatest fighters in the entire universe?
Alongside his sparring partner Jack Armstrong, Abe Lincoln took on the brutal beasts, magic wielding wrestlers with his testicular fortitude and his patented axe handle slam finisher.
He has risen to become the Earth’s first Intergalactic Wrestling Champion.
Politics and wars, it seems, are rather easy by comparison.
Abe Lincoln: Pro Wrestling Champion: (C) and TM Jeff Harris dba Studio Lightcount.