#2 – Elephantitis Ed
Elephantitis Ed is an older man, in his 60’s. He has HUGE BALLS. HUGE. They drag on the floor. He also has a very large growth on his neck that appears to connect his shoulders to his face. His superpower is the ability to wield his testicles like a wrecking ball.Â
This is one of five characters in a 3-page action/humor comic I wrote, called Terminally Super!, which is about four terminal patients wielding their illness-induced superpowers to save their hospital wing from the EVIL head nurse.
 Disclaimer: I’m a writer… i can’t draw.
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Hi! I'm Janine. I'll keep this short and sweet, which for me, is not easy - So, I'll make a bulleted list just to be different and annoying. Ready? No? Too effing bad... here i go: I... • was born in 1979, • am married to an aspiring comic artist - but he's busy penciling a story, • will be doing my own character sketches this month - I apologize in advance for their crappiness, • work for a University, • used to work for the government... fuck those bastards, • went to culinary school, • like guns • was a child actress, • still have the maturity level of a 5 -year old, • want to know what Marcellus Wallace looks like, • like horror movies and action movies, • like to make horror movies with her friends, • like to read comics that fuck up my world and shake my soul... and are fun, • write comics, • competed in Zuda, • will take over the world and turn small countries into amusement parks, • will eventually own a medieval catapult, • did your mom, • like erotica, • LOVE chocolate cake, • could survive on movie theater popcorn for approximately 3 weeks, • would die from approximately 9 shots of tequila, in a 2-hour timeframe. Enjoy! Follow me on twitter: J9Naimoli My Facebook security is set really high, but you can friend request me here: www.facebook.com/j9frederickSubscribe
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PFFFT! I hope I’m not the only one who took the time to read that! So WTF ish and I don’t quite know if I mean that in a good or bad way! D: